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Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Trending via Facebook:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Going viral on WeChat:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Making waves on Discord:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Trending via Instagram:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Trending via Twitch:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

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72 shares on Snapchat this month:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

29 shares on Slack this month:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

25 shares on Threads this month:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Can we skip to the rich part?

42 shares on Discord this month:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,357

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Going bananas on Facebook:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Trending via YouTube:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Trending via WeChat:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Spotted on Messenger:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Making waves on YouTube:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Spotted on X:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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