Funny guessing quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mysterious husband move! 🤣🪚 Can't go wrong with a little bit of suspense in the relationship, right? Just don't accidentally start a horror movie plot in your backyard! 🔪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the age-guessing game – where kids are like (🧒🏼), "You must be a hundred!" while you're left wondering if your anti-aging creams are really doing their job. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, with accuracy taking a backseat to their wild imagination! Remember, age is just a number… until a child tries to guess it! 💁🏻‍♂️👴🏻

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