funny dehydration quotes - Wordgag

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

May 22, 2026

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Apr 1, 2026

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Mar 31, 2026

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Mar 29, 2026

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Mar 26, 2026