15 Funny gun quotes

• When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

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  6 days ago

  amore, brain, gun, humor, pun, suicide, wordplay

• Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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  6 days ago

  air, attention, awkward, bashful, blinking, dirt, getting, gun, humor, interaction, shoe, shooting, shy, social, social interaction

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  6 days ago

  boredom, Christmas, Christmas morning, cop, cops, enforcement, excited, family, gun, hell, highway, holiday, hours, humor, ignore, law, law enforcement, morning, radar, radar gun, sit, traffic, wake

• Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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  6 days ago

  caffeine, coffee, cutting, eat, energy, exhaustion, frustration, gun, humor, i, joke, need, sarcasm

• This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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  1 week ago

  bathroom, bathroom mirror, draw, every, finger, finger gun, gun, guns, humor, just, know, mirror, morning, never, practice, quick, quick draw, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation

• They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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  1 week ago

  asking, awkward, awkward situation, comedy, crying, firearms, gun, gun store, humor, interaction, real, situation, social, social interaction, store, walk, weird, weirdness

• Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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  1 week ago

  accessory, cat, cowboy, cowboy hat, gun, hat, humor, image, outdoor, outdoor cat, pet, pet accessory, silly, silly image

• Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward situation, ever, family, gathering, gun, holiday, humor, situation, Thanksgiving, uncle

• “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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  2 weeks ago

  bayonet, bring, explain, fight, gun, humor, irony, knife, logic, me, okay, weapons

• Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, dye, gun, humor, i, joke, just, man, once, paintball, shot, watch

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