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Funny guns quotes

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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