Commentary:
"Sure, let me just schedule a quick 100-year therapy session and we can totally chill after that. 🕰️🧘♂️ #LifeGoals"
14 Funny hang out quotes
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.
Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have a friend like this? 🤪💪 Let the insanity begin – fitness boot camp or just a wild ride, you decide! 🏋️♂️😜 #CertifiedCrazyTrainer"
Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.
Commentary:
"Looks like that 4-year-old has a stand-up comedy career in the making! 🎤 Who needs plans when you have a mini comedian on the loose? 😄 #FutureComedyStar"
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals"