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1 month ago
Share →: My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Commentary:
"When selective hearing is the real secret to a happy marriage! 😂👂❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Commentary:
"Finally, an excuse for my quirky dance moves in the grocery aisle! 💃🛒😜 #GracefullyInsane"
2 months ago
Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Commentary:
"Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"
2 months ago
Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"
3 months ago
Share →: God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet blissful ignorance of youth! 😄 What's the saying again? Youth is wasted on the young? 🤔 Well, at least you can look back at your 18-year-old self and have a good chuckle! 😜 #TheWisdomofHindsight
4 months ago
Share →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."
4 months ago
Share →: Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of marriage – where 'blissfully happy' meets 'pleasantly surprised'. Who knew that meeting your spouse could turn your world upside down after 25 years of harmony? It just goes to show that even the best relationships can use a little shake-up now and then!"
4 months ago
Share →: Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs normal when you can have happy with a twist? Embrace your unique flavor and let the world wonder how you take your happiness served!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Commentary:
"Having people serenade you with Happy Birthday is like being stuck watching a never-ending commercial! 🎶🎂 But hey, at least you're the star of the show… for a moment. 😆"