47 Funny happy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple pleasures summed up in one saucy quote! 🍟🍔 Dipping sauces make the world go round, right? Just dip it, dip it real good! 😄💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like the timeless classic comeback of "what time is it/time for you to get a watch" is still ticking strong among the youths ⌚😂! Who knew that telling time could also tell us so much about Generation Z's sass levels! Keep clockin' those witty retorts, young ones! ⏰🕰️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely, sometimes the best decisions balance stupidity and happiness in perfect harmony! 🤪😄 Life is too short for responsible choices all the time, right? Enjoy the wild ride! 🎉🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

  Commentary:
  💌 "Might start signing off emails with 'well, I hope you're happy'… because what can be more passive-aggressively polite than wishing someone happiness while low-key questioning their life choices? 😂 Here's to hoping they read between the lines… or emojis!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

  Commentary:
  "Watching people bounce around all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in the morning like they just popped out of a Teletubby episode 🌞🤪 Let's face it, not all of us are cut out for that level of morning cheerfulness. Some of us need a little more coffee and a lot more snooze button before we're ready to tackle the day 😴☕️ Just call us the Not-So-Bright-Eyed and Definitely Not-Bushy-T

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

  Commentary:
  "Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

  Commentary:
  "Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

  Commentary:
  "Everyone says 'Do what makes you happy', until you push them down the stairs… Suddenly, their happiness takes a tumble! 🤣🕺 #Oops #HappinessIsRelative"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of finding a note that magically transforms your impulsive purchases into 'planned essentials' 🛍️💸 Home sweet organized chaos!"

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