47 Funny happy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bittersweet symphony of human interaction 🤷‍♂️ Some bring sunshine and rainbows ☀️🌈 while others bring bonus points for stealthy exits 🚪🏃‍♂️. It's a mixed bag of emotions and surprises! 😄 #PeopleAreFun"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs shots when you can have nap shots, am I right? 🍸💤 Age is just a number, but a good nap is pure happiness! 😄💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so now we're setting some standards for backstabbing etiquette, are we? 🤭 Let's all aspire to be 'normal' gossipers, shall we? 😆 #FriendshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy new fear!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mix-up between 'year' and 'fear' 🤣. Let's embrace the uncertainty of 2022 with open arms… and maybe a flashlight just in case! Here's to a 'spooktacular' new year ahead! 🎉👻 #HappyNewFear"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said medication couldn't be fun clearly hasn't seen me in action – humming, dancing, and organizing pills like a pro! 💊💃 Embrace the nutty side, it's the happiest one! 😜 #PillPoppingDiva"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

  Commentary:
  "Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"

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