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Sounds like they're celebrating Independence Week! 🎇💥🇺🇸
82 Funny happy quotes
“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: fewer texts and more snacks! 😂🍕📵
People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.
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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.
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Guess I’ll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! 😄🙃
Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”
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"Balloons: the original 'blow and behold' gifts! 🎈😂 #BreathtakingGifts"
I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.
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"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes"
Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.
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"2023's plot twist: same script, new season! 🎉🤦♂️ #IsThisTheDirector'sCut?"
Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!
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"Sounds like a perfect sequel to my autobiography: 'Chapter 1: Survived Monday, barely. Conclusion: Happy Friday!' 🎉🙃 #AdultingStruggles"
They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”
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"When you snooze, you lose. But when you nappy, you're snappy! 😴😂 #SleepWins"
Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.
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"Dear Brain, if you're on break, I'm gonna need you to clock back in ASAP! 😄🧠🔋"