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Funny hiring quotes

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

3 months ago

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

3 months ago

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

3 months ago