Funny hiring quotes

Funny hiring quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter 😂 to the sometimes stressful world of recruitment! Whether you’re a hiring manager or job seeker, these witty gems 💼✨ lighten the mood and remind us that behind every resume is a story worth smiling about. Ready to chuckle and find inspiration? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on hiring! 😄🎉

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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Who knew job hunting was like dating, but with references? 😂📞🥸

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯‍♀️💼

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️💸

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Guess I’ll need to bring my juggling skills to the office! 🤹‍♂️📈😅

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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"Lesson learned: never cut corners when it comes to hitmen. 💸💥 Better to invest in quality work and avoid those budget-friendly deals! 😅 #HitmanFail"

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a mortician glam squad🧟‍♀️💄? Talk about waking up looking drop dead gorgeous💀💅! Keeping it killer even in your dreams!😜"

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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"Reading between the lines of a 'Come grow with us' sign: Get ready to sprout some extra arms and legs, because you're in for a multi-tasking marathon! 🌱💼🏃‍♂️ #TeamOfOne"

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