Funny hiring quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

  Commentary:
  "Lesson learned: never cut corners when it comes to hitmen. 💸💥 Better to invest in quality work and avoid those budget-friendly deals! 😅 #HitmanFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a mortician glam squad🧟‍♀️💄? Talk about waking up looking drop dead gorgeous💀💅! Keeping it killer even in your dreams!😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

  Commentary:
  "Reading between the lines of a 'Come grow with us' sign: Get ready to sprout some extra arms and legs, because you're in for a multi-tasking marathon! 🌱💼🏃‍♂️ #TeamOfOne"

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