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5 months ago
Share →: Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Commentary:
"Who needs a white noise machine when you've got me around? 🛌😴 But hey, if you can't handle the symphony of my sleep, you don't get a front-row seat to my morning opera! 🎶😉 #SnoreAndRoar"
5 months ago
Share →: Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Commentary:
🔍🤔 Ah, the elusive creatures known as "I'll always be there for you" enthusiasts! 🦄🌈 If you happen to stumble upon them, let me know so we can gather some scientific data on these rare beings! 😂🔎
5 months ago
Share →: Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Commentary:
"Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. Because let's be real, a glass of wine or two magically transforms into just 'occasional sips' during a health check-up! 🍷😉 #HealthHacks #CheersToGoodHealth"
5 months ago
Share →: If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old game of 'He said, she said' just got real spicy! 🔥 Who will emerge victorious in this duel of truth and lies? Stay tuned for some juicy drama! 🍿😂 #SideEffectsOfSpreadingRumors"
5 months ago
Share →: Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Commentary:
🚪 "Confession time: If you've been caught in a revolving door dance with me, just know that my pushing prowess is all an illusion! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew spinning doors could bring out the best in our acting skills? 😅 Let's just say, I'm more of a doorholder than a door pusher!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Commentary:
"Apologies in advance for my 'creative' vocabulary when stuck in traffic caused by my love for hitting snooze ⏰🤭 #RunningLateAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Commentary:
"Apology accepted… as long as you promise not to eavesdrop on me while I'm planning our next vacation 🌴👂😆 #SelectiveHearing #SavedByTheIgnorance"
5 months ago
Share →: I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Commentary:
"Embrace the crazy, darling! Life is too short to be boring 😜🌪️ #CrazyAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Commentary:
"Being a parent: where you trade self-criticism for endless judging from tiny humans who somehow still have no concept of personal space 🤪👶 #ParentingStruggles #NoPersonalBubble"
5 months ago
Share →: A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Commentary:
📢🤥 "Introducing the Bullshithorn – perfect for those moments when you need a loud wake-up call to cut through the fog of your own self-deception! Guaranteed to clear the air… and maybe your conscience too!" 😂🌫️