Commentary:
"When you're so out of news, even the dust bunnies are giving you the cold shoulder! 🐇📞🤣"
190 Funny honesty quotes
There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.
Commentary:
"Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"
Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.
Commentary:
"Running on personality time! ⏰😅 #FashionablyLate"
Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.
Commentary:
"Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"
Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.
Commentary:
"Turns out the abyss has a 'do not disturb' sign now. 📵😂"
Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.
Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.
Commentary:
"When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops"
They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.
Commentary:
"Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon"
I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.
Commentary:
"Why would I lie? 🤥 Oh wait, I lie all the time! 😂 It's the perfect alibi – just add a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of mischief! 🔥 #WittyFibber"
Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.
Commentary:
"Oh, I see we share the same 'say now, think later' philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂"