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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.
9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.
“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.
Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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5 months ago
Share →: Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle between literary sophistication and screen-induced brain mush! 📚📺 Maybe you'll find the perfect balance by watching documentaries about books – that counts as self-improvement, right? 😉 #BooksVsScreens #StruggleIsReal
5 months ago
Share →: My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Commentary:
"Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃‍♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"
5 months ago
Share →: Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of waiting for your girlfriend to get ready… a test of patience and shoe-tying skills! Remember, timing is everything – don't let those shoe-tying skills trip you up! 👠⏰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Commentary:
"Tears for Fears had big dreams of ruling the world 🌍, but let's be real, I just want a solid 8 hours of sleep without any interruptions 🌙😴. Who needs a kingdom when you've got a cozy bed, am I right? 😄💤"
5 months ago
Share →: The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of mobile time dilation! 🕒😄 Who knew 10 minutes could stretch into 3 hours of endless scrolling and funny cat videos? 📱🐱 Sweet dreams and strong Wi-Fi signals to all!"
5 months ago
Share →: The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Commentary:
"Ah, the weekend escape followed by the Monday ambush! 😅 It's like time decides to hit the snooze button on Monday morning. ⏰ Hang in there, the countdown to the next weekend begins now! 🎉 #MondayBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Commentary:
Looks like Cupid has upped his game with some urgent requests! 🏹💘 Who knew love could come with a deadline and a "no cops" policy? Better start spreading those love arrows before time runs out! ⏳😄
5 months ago
Share →: I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fleeting joy of dieting – like a rollercoaster ride, but with kale instead of cotton candy. 🎢🥗 Here's to a future filled with more food adventures and fewer regrets! 😉🍔"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Commentary:
"Struggling to keep your eyes open and hair in place? Watch out – your new social strategy is here! 🙈💤 Just remember, looking like a feral animal isn't always a bad thing… it just means you're always ready for a 'wild' encounter! 🐾😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Commentary:
"Who needs *beauty sleep* when you can have *koala sleep*! 🐨💤 This smooth operator takes lounging to a whole new level. Just don't expect any wild adventures between the sheets, unless it involves eucalyptus leaves! 😂 #KoalaStyle"