4847 Funny i quotes — Wordgag ツ

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

3 days ago3 days ago

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

3 days ago3 days ago

I love it when God gives me money.

3 days ago3 days ago

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

3 days ago3 days ago

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

3 days ago3 days ago

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

3 days ago3 days ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

4 days ago4 days ago

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

4 days ago4 days ago

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

4 days ago3 days ago

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

4 days ago4 days ago

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

4 days ago3 days ago

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

5 days ago5 days ago

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

5 days ago5 days ago

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

5 days ago5 days ago

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

5 days ago5 days ago

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

6 days ago6 days ago

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

1 week ago1 week ago

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

1 week ago1 week ago

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

1 week ago1 week ago

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

1 week ago1 week ago