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Who knew you could live life to the fullest with the remote in one hand and snacks in the other? Couch potatoes, unite! 🛋️🍕🎉
5658 Funny i quotes
Life is a series of crushing disappointments. Oops, I mean, good morning.
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Sounds like my alarm clock needs a motivational speaker! 🌞😂☕
Texting isn’t enough, I need to sit in your lap facing you.
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Sounds like a great way to test the limits of personal space! 😂📱🤗
I’m not crazy. I just reject reality wholeheartedly and create my own.
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Living in my own sitcom, and the laugh track is on repeat 🎬😂
The older I get, the more I’m not going.
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When my couch calls, I must answer! 🛋️📞😆
I like when you click a link and it turns purple, it’s like you’re bruising it.
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Looks like I've been leaving a trail of bruised links on the internet! 💜🔗🤣
When I was a kid, I saw adults dating. Now I’m an adult, and I see kids dating… WTF!
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It seems like kids these days are getting their PhDs in "dating" while I'm still auditing Adulting 101! 🤷♀️📚🤣
I love when someone says, “This is gonna sound weird,” because finally we’re getting somewhere.
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Finally, we're on the express train to Weirdsville! 🚂😆✨
Software engineering is a dead-end career. I should have studied Landlord instead.
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Turns out, you can't debug a smoking rent check! 💻➡️💰🏠😂
You can just say “okay” when someone tells you to do something and not do it. I learned that from men.
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When someone tells me to adult, I just hit them with an "okay" and continue my Netflix marathon. 😎📺 #LifeHacks