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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
5604 Funny i quotes
I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.
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So relatable! My life’s plot twists have more cliffhangers than actions 🤦♂️😂
I don’t have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear. Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.
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When you let autocorrect write your karaoke lyrics 😂🎤👶
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before, and prepare for the day coming.
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Life hack request: insert an extra day between each day so I can nap professionally 😴🗓️😅
Shout out to people who rate and review things, because I don’t like to rate or review things, but I like to know how things are rated and reviewed.
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Big cheers to the unsung heroes of opinions! I get all the scoop minus the typing. 📣📝✨
When I say I feel like Barbie, I mean my hip is making a clicking sound.
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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
Of course I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster.
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Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! 🚪🏋️♂️🔘
Everything used to be 20 dollars, and now that I finally have 20 dollars, everything is now 200 dollars.
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When inflation did a 10x level-up and left my wallet stuck in the 90s 😂💸
Having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers I don’t approve.
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When my brain starts broadcasting bad ideas, gotta shake my head to let the telepaths know I'm changing the channel! 🧠📡😂
Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that.
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So if Jonathan can become Nathan, does that mean my diet can become a donut? 🍩🤔