21 Funny insect quotes

• I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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  2 months ago

  am, communication, English, fly, going, hard, humor, i, insect, kill, language, leave, right, say, threat, wish

• If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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  2 months ago

  bug, bugs, humor, insect, joke, say, talk, talking, talking bug, things

• How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bite, bug, bug bite, consent, humor, i, insect, joke, mosquito, pest, tell

• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, anywhere, bug, bugs, choose, face, fly, fly into face, flying, flying bug, humor, insect, nature, right, still, want

• Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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  2 months ago

  activity, humor, insect, letting, mosquito, outdoor, outdoor activity, outside

• Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bite, humor, insect, mosquito, relationship, season, summer

• I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, am, annoyance, bite, delicious, hate, humor, i, insect, know, mosquito

• Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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  2 months ago

  acting, animal, animal prank, big, closet, clothes, clothing, costume, crawl, humor, impersonation, insect, last, me, night, prank, saw, spider, trying, wardrobe

• Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bite, call, dirt, dirty, fun, fun activity, gardener, insect, insect bite, only, outdoor, outdoor activity, outside, people, relaxing, sunburn, sweat, sweaty

• I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, annoyance, glasses, hate, humor, i, insect, invasion, mind, mind trick, outdoor, outside, second, think, trick, unexpected

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