Funny insect quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  Commentary:
  "Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

  Commentary:
  That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being an insect hitching a ride on a car, thinking you've found a cozy spot, only to realize you're on a never-ending road trip! 🦗🚗 Talk about a bug's version of 'moving' troubles! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

  Commentary:
  "Flies 🪰- nature's tiny villains, always up to no good! 🦟 They think they're so sly with their hand-rubbing tactics, but they can't outsmart a simple open window. 😂 Maybe they're just trying to start a fly uprising? 🤔 Watch out, world, the flies are coming for us!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the chic and sophisticated cousin of the butterfly – the moth! 🦋🤓💁‍♀️ Who knew their secret to elegance was rocking glasses and a sleek updo? Who says bugs can't have style! 😄 #FashionistaInDisguise"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sounds of summer: the buzz of mystery insects joining the party in your living room 🦗🪰 Just nature's way of saying, 'Hey, don't forget about me!' 🌿🏡 #SummerSurprises"

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