21 Funny insect quotes

Funny insect quotes are sure to bug you—in the best way possible! 🐜😂 From ants to flies, these humorous lines will have you buzzing with laughter and appreciating the tiny comedians of the animal kingdom. 🦗😄

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of persona…

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Guess they opted for a career in "leg modeling" instead of "stand-up comedy" 🤣🐜🦵

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It c…

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When you realize your fancy shirt started as bug byproduct… talk about a glow-up! 🐛➡️👕😂

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to…

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When the mosquitoes pack their bags for Hades, it's a true autumnal blessing! 🦟👹🍂

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ai…

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Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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"Guess I'm the hot new snack in town! 🦟❤️🍽️"

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if…

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If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, &#…

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When bugs start talking, I'm going to need a translator app ASAP! 🐞😂👀

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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"Hey mosquitoes, I'm not a buffet! 🍽️🦟🙅‍♂️"

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still…

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Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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Embrace your role as a walking buffet… mosquitoes gotta eat too! 🍽️🦟😅

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