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19 Funny insect quotes

Funny insect quotes are sure to bug youβ€”in the best way possible! πŸœπŸ˜‚ From ants to flies, these humorous lines will have you buzzing with laughter and appreciating the tiny comedians of the animal kingdom. πŸ¦—πŸ˜„

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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