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Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Trending via TikTok:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Making waves on Slack:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Freshly posted on X:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Making waves on TikTok:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Reported on Discord:

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Share →: A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Commentary:
“When ‘not looking bad’ is the new ‘you’re stunning’—setting the bar just low enough to trip over! 😂🤷‍♂️ #TrueRomance #StandardsTooHigh”
5 months ago
Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Commentary:
"Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Commentary:
🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Commentary:
"Back in my day, we captured memories with hearts, not hashtags! 💖 Who needs Insta fame when you've got a heart full of special moments, am I right? 📸 #NostalgicHeart"

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Breaking via Reddit:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Just shared via Instagram:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Breaking via Slack:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Trending via X:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Spotted on Facebook:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Just landed via Messenger:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Spotted on Twitch:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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