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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.
It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.
If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.
I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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2 months ago
Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Commentary:
"Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"
2 months ago
Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Commentary:
"Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Commentary:
"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"
2 months ago
Share →: To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Commentary:
Ah, the ol' digital paradox: getting blocked means you're finally in the spotlight, and unexpected love might just be a click away! 💻❤️🚫
Remember, sometimes being "blocked" is life's quirky way of saying, "Hey, you're too awesome for my inbox!" 😎✨
2 months ago
Share →: I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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"Trying to be nice is like trying to catch a butterfly – you're just one annoying person away from turning into a fire-breathing dragon! 🦋🔥 #NiceButNotThatNice"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 🎭 It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 😂 Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal
2 months ago
Share →: What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Ah, the secret to stand-up comedy—survive enough awkward moments, and suddenly you're the life of the party… or just wonderfully weird! 😅🎉 Remember, a little social quirkiness is just your my way of turning survival stories into laughs. So keep being uniquely you—after all, that’s what makes the gathering memorable! 🤪🥳
2 months ago
Share →: There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Commentary:
Oh, dear! Looks like someone’s giving new meaning to the term "over-the-shoulder viewing." 🤭🍸 Remember, folks, a little privacy goes a long way, especially when it comes to choosing what to watch over a cocktail! 😉📺 #BarEtiquetteGoneWrong
3 months ago
Share →: Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"
3 months ago
Share →: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of the elevator door dance! The perfect blend of strategy, speed, and a dash of mischief. 🕺💨 Who knew such a mundane task could become a competitive sport? Just remember, timing is key, and victory tastes sweeter with an empty elevator ride! 😄🚪 #ElevatorGames"