93 Funny internet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of digital procrastination reaching its peak! 🙈 It's like the ultimate showdown between intentions and the dreaded "X" button. Fear not, for in the vast ocean of the internet, tabs lost are tabs gained… eventually. Time to embark on another click-venture to find that elusive tab! 💻🔍 #TabHuntingAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of a modern human – the irresistible urge to refresh a page as if it holds the secret to all life's answers. 🔄💥 "Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page" – a battle as epic as any Greek myth, starring us mere mortals and our relentless pursuit of new content! 🤣🔁 #RefreshingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

  Commentary:
  "lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For whom the doom scrolls!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the eternal struggle of effect vs affect – a clandestine Google quest for grammatical clarity! 🕵️‍♂️💭 Judging by the incognito window, this grammar dilemma might just be too scandalous for the regular search history! 🕵️‍♀️🔍💻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony! Dogs diligently fetching newspapers only to realize that the internet, dominated by sneaky cats, has tossed print media out the window! 🐶📰🐱💻 #TechnologicalPawvolution

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how the internet allows us to have virtual friends we'd never trust to feed our pets? 🤣🚪 #FriendshipOnTheWeb

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

  Commentary:
  "Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the internet and landline phones had to battle it out for attention in households! 🕸️☎️ Talk about a power struggle between being connected online and being connected through a phone call. Imagine the chaos when someone wanted to Google something while someone else urgently needed to call grandma! 😂 #InternetNostalgia

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