212 funny internet quotes - Page 4 - Wordgag

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Mar 31, 2026

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Mar 31, 2026

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Mar 31, 2026

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Mar 31, 2026

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Mar 31, 2026

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Mar 31, 2026

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Mar 31, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Mar 30, 2026

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Mar 30, 2026

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Mar 30, 2026

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Mar 30, 2026

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Mar 30, 2026

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Mar 30, 2026

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Mar 30, 2026

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Mar 30, 2026

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Mar 30, 2026

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Mar 30, 2026

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Mar 30, 2026

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Mar 30, 2026

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Mar 30, 2026

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Mar 30, 2026

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Mar 30, 2026

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Mar 30, 2026

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Mar 30, 2026

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Mar 30, 2026

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Mar 30, 2026

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Mar 30, 2026

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Mar 30, 2026

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Mar 30, 2026

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Mar 30, 2026

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Mar 30, 2026

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Mar 30, 2026

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Mar 30, 2026

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Mar 30, 2026

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Mar 30, 2026

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Mar 30, 2026

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Mar 30, 2026

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Mar 30, 2026

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Mar 30, 2026