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1184 Funny irony quotes

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025