Commentary:
"Who needs minimalist when you can have maximalist joy puking all over your living room? 🎄✨ Deck the halls with flashy ornaments and tinsel galore – 'tis the season to embrace the festive chaos! 🎅🤪 #JoyfulOverload"

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.
Commentary:
"Online shopping: the ultimate act of self-love wrapped in a package! 🎁💁♂️ Who needs a significant other when you can spoil yourself with surprise gifts any time you want? 💳💻 #TreatYourself"