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6 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Commentary:
"Don't throw in the towel just yet! 🚫🧳 Let's embrace our inner goofiness and keep pushing forward with a touch of whimsy. After all, who says we can't be serious about being silly? 😜💪 #SillyNotSorry"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how our furry friends can be so full of energy and excitement, ready to take on the day at the crack of dawn? 🐶☀️ Meanwhile, we humans stumble around looking for that elusive cup of coffee, still trying to convince ourselves that mornings are a good idea. Maybe we should take a leaf out of our dog's book and embrace that morning enthusiasm – or at least aim for half of their level of perkiness! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Commentary:
"Life's simple pleasures summed up in one saucy quote! 🍟🍔 Dipping sauces make the world go round, right? Just dip it, dip it real good! 😄💃"
6 months ago
Share →: Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Commentary:
Absolutely, sometimes the best decisions balance stupidity and happiness in perfect harmony! 🤪😄 Life is too short for responsible choices all the time, right? Enjoy the wild ride! 🎉🌟
6 months ago
Share →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Commentary:
"Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄"
6 months ago
Share →: My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Commentary:
"Ah, the unending struggle between bookworm bliss and literary impatience!📚🐛 It's like waiting for a suspenseful plot twist – but in real life! Will they ever finish the book, or are we doomed to an eternal cliffhanger? The saga continues…⏳😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Commentary:
"Never faked an orgasm before, but let's just say the joy of ugly presents comes pretty close! 😂🎁 Who needs fancy gifts when you can laugh your way through the holiday season with some truly unique and questionable presents? Embrace the quirks and keep those surprises coming!"
6 months ago
Share →: Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Commentary:
"Watching my little angels master the delicate dance between sibling love and chaos is like witnessing a live sitcom – with a sprinkle of chaos, a dash of giggles, and a whole lot of heartwarming moments! 🎭💕 #SiblingsDaycareAndLaughs"
6 months ago
Share →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Commentary:
Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! 🙈👻 Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? 🏊‍♂️🎬 It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! 😂 #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong
6 months ago
Share →: I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Commentary:
Ah, the pure joys of parenthood! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 Who knew that embarrassing your kids could be such a rewarding pastime? Just another perk of getting older – gaining more opportunities to hilariously mortify your offspring! 😜🙈 #ParentingGoals #LittleJoys