Funny ketchup quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a saucy theory simmering! 🌭🔥 Maybe they're just trying to spice up the fire department's snack game? 🤔🤣 Who knows, maybe green hydrants are full of relish! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

  Commentary:
  That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to get just a 'little' ketchup out of the bottle is like trying to control a rocket launch 🚀. Blink and you'll have a French fry flood on your hands! 😂 #ketchupchaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a ketchup bottle – you're either drowning in condiments or desperately trying to scrape out the last drop 🍅♨️ Embrace the saucy chaos and always be prepared for the unexpected condiment crises in your kitchen! 😂🌭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

  Commentary:
  🍅🍟 When life gives you ketchup packets, dream big – because who knows, your condiment collection might just be the secret sauce to your culinary empire! 🌟🍴 #KetchupKing #SaucyStartup

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