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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Breaking via Threads:

That fight could’ve been an email.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Funny ketchup quotes

Funny ketchup quotes add a playful twist to everyone’s favorite condiment. 🍅😄 From witty remarks about ketchup’s magical ability to improve any meal to humorous takes on the never-ending debate of where it belongs, these quotes bring a smile to your ketchup-loving moments. Enjoy a laugh and savor the fun of this saucy classic! 😂🍟

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3 days ago
Share →: My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

Commentary:
Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! 🛒📝🍅
3 weeks ago
Share →: Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"
5 months ago
Share →: No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a saucy theory simmering! 🌭🔥 Maybe they're just trying to spice up the fire department's snack game? 🤔🤣 Who knows, maybe green hydrants are full of relish! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Commentary:
That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Commentary:
"Trying to get just a 'little' ketchup out of the bottle is like trying to control a rocket launch 🚀. Blink and you'll have a French fry flood on your hands! 😂 #ketchupchaos"
6 months ago
Share →: You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Commentary:
"Life is like a ketchup bottle – you're either drowning in condiments or desperately trying to scrape out the last drop 🍅♨️ Embrace the saucy chaos and always be prepared for the unexpected condiment crises in your kitchen! 😂🌭"
6 months ago
Share →: Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Commentary:
🍅🍟 When life gives you ketchup packets, dream big – because who knows, your condiment collection might just be the secret sauce to your culinary empire! 🌟🍴 #KetchupKing #SaucyStartup

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Just landed via Slack:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Trending via X:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Going viral on Telegram:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Reported on WeChat:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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