Commentary:
It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun
Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that 'abbreviation' is such a long word to describe something shorter? 🤔 Maybe in the world of words, irony just enjoys playing dress-up! 🤓🔡"
Commentary:
Well, well, well… seems like the cats are trying to join the bark side! 🐾🐱🐶 Who knew their meows had a secret translation for "woof" all along? 😂 Next thing you know, they'll be chasing their tails and fetching sticks! 🐾🐕 #LostInTranslation #CatVsDog

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
Commentary:
"Oh, the sheer brilliance of using big words to sound photosynthesis! 🌱 Just remember, it's not about the size of the vocabulary, but the way you conjugate the words in the ecosystem of conversation. 😜 Let your linguistic branches reach high, but don't get lost in the forest of confusion!"
Commentary:
Looks like English wasn't the only thing lost in translation here! 😅 Who needs grammar when you've got charisma, right? Keep 'em guessing with that unique charm! 😉 #LostInTranslation
Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how they missed the opportunity for a more 'polite' terminology? 🤓🚫✏️ #PunnyGrammar"
What do you think of that playful twist on the term?
Commentary:
"Ah, the rare and ancient love language of the extinct, the lost art of romancing like Caesar himself. If only we could revive it, maybe then we'd have a chance at deciphering those cryptic texts from our partners. Alas, it seems our love lives are doomed to remain as mysterious as a Latin inscription on a crumbling Roman ruin."