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Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'I'm going to my blanket fort'? ๐ฐ๐๐คฃ
149 Funny language quotes
Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.
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Who needs a fireplace when you have spicy punctuation keeping things toasty; ๐ฅ๐๐
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
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Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues ๐ฒ๐๐
โThere are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,โ he said facetiously.
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Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! ๐ค๐๐
The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”
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When you misread 'misread,' did you actually reread the misread, or is it a misreading misread? ๐ค๐๐
Ironic that the two ฦก’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.
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A classic case of divided vowel syndrome! ๐๐
Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.
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Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" ๐๐ฝ๐ฌ
I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.
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Relatable! I'm basically the Picasso of storytellingโabstract and confusing ๐๐จ๐
Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.
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Haha, I'm, like, literally nothing without those words too! ๐๐ฃ๏ธโจ
You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.
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๐ "Next time my barista tells me to 'enjoy the next 24 hours,' I'm ordering my coffee with a side of panic! โ๐
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