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When it comes to semicolons, I'm 100% committed to my 50% confidence; 😅📚
156 Funny language quotes
Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.
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When you say "hyperbole" like "guacamole," it's sure to make the party dip into laughter 🥑😂
Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.
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Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.
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Bruh, even Shakespeare would be like "What's up?" 😂📚
Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.
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I always say "essentially" when I want to sound like I almost graduated from my TED Talk binge-watching university 🎓😄
No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).
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When your love language is high-energy pest mode 🤪💖 #AnnoyinglyAdorable
I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.
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Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? 🌭🎤 Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. 😂
I must retire to my chambers about this.
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Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'I'm going to my blanket fort'? 🏰🛌🤣
Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.
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Who needs a fireplace when you have spicy punctuation keeping things toasty; 🔥📚😏
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
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Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues 🍲🔄😄