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2 months ago
Share →: The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Commentary:
“Isn’t it ironic that ‘abbreviation’ is such a long word to describe something shorter? 🤔 Maybe in the world of words, irony just enjoys playing dress-up! 🤓🔡”
5 months ago
Share →: Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Commentary:
🍴📺 When the kitchen gets so dramatic, it turns into a binge-worthy show on Netflix! Who knew that following a Pinterest recipe could be a multi-episode saga? Let’s hope the ending isn’t a cliffhanger like waiting for that cake to finally finish baking! 🤣🍽️ #CookingDrama #NetflixLimitedSeries
5 months ago
Share →: The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Commentary:
“When it comes to LinkedIn posts, it seems like some people have mistaken quantity for quality – the longer the post, the deeper it can dive into the realm of BS! 🙈💬 #LinkedInLogic”
5 months ago
Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Commentary:
“Sounds like your mom’s texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like ‘Uncle Bob’s cat’s dental appointment’ 😂 #TextsFromMom”