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Someone from đŸ‡čđŸ‡· has shared:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Someone from đŸ‡č🇬 has viewed:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Someone from đŸ‡ČđŸ‡Ș has bookmarked:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇾🇮 has downloaded:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Someone from đŸ‡§đŸ‡· has downloaded:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Someone from đŸ‡Č🇿 has downloaded:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Someone from đŸ‡»đŸ‡ș has shared:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡” has downloaded:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇩đŸ‡Č has downloaded:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Someone from đŸ‡źđŸ‡© has viewed:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Social Media Log đŸ’«

Just shared via Reddit:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Making waves on Facebook:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Just shared via TikTok:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Shared recently on Discord:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Making waves on Messenger:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Spotted on Messenger:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Live now on Threads:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

59 shares on Threads this month:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

18 shares on X this month:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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Hot Jokes đŸ’„

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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Activity Log ✹

Someone from đŸ‡Č🇹 has copied:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Someone from đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡© has downloaded:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Someone from đŸ‡č🇯 has shared:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Someone from đŸ‡ȘđŸ‡· has shared:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Someone from 🇾🇰 has bookmarked:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Someone from đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡Œ has copied:

I love unplanned fun.

Someone from đŸ‡”đŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Someone from đŸ‡ČđŸ‡» has viewed:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from đŸ‡”đŸ‡­ has copied:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Social Media Log đŸ’«

Going bananas on Telegram:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Breaking via Messenger:

My recliner and I go way back.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Just shared via Instagram:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Going viral on Telegram:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Live now on Facebook:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Going viral on X:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Just shared via Discord:

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

Trending via WeChat:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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