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Someone from 🇹đŸ‡ș has downloaded:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Someone from đŸ‡łđŸ‡± has bookmarked:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Someone from đŸ‡ŠđŸ‡© has shared:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from đŸ‡ș🇬 has bookmarked:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Someone from 🇾đŸ‡č has shared:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Someone from đŸ‡ČđŸ‡» has downloaded:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇩đŸ‡Ș has bookmarked:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Someone from đŸ‡±đŸ‡» has shared:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Spotted on Messenger:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Just shared via Threads:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Spotted on Discord:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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19 shares on Instagram this month:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

68 shares on WeChat this month:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Activity Log ✹

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from đŸ‡ŠđŸ‡« has copied:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me


Someone from đŸ‡ș🇿 has bookmarked:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Someone from đŸ‡»đŸ‡ș has viewed:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Someone from đŸ‡č🇭 has copied:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Someone from đŸ‡șđŸ‡Ÿ has viewed:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Someone from 🇩đŸ‡Ș has bookmarked:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Someone from 🇹đŸ‡ș has downloaded:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Someone from đŸ‡±đŸ‡š has viewed:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Someone from 🇩đŸ‡č has shared:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Social Media Log đŸ’«

Going bananas on Telegram:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Just landed via Telegram:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Trending via Facebook:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Trending via WeChat:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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