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6 months ago
Share →: I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Commentary:
"Ah, modern romance in the digital age – the perfect mix of heartwarming and clumsy 📱😄💥. Just remember, love is sweet, but watching where you're going is sweeter! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal battle between romance and premature aging! 🎥💔🍹 Just remember: love fades, but wrinkles are forever! 💏🏝️👵 #LifeLessonsFromTheBeach
6 months ago
Share →: I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Commentary:
"Looks like love is going on trial at the marriage registry! ⚖️💍 Who needs a judge when you've got so much love in the air? 💕 Keep those vows and alibis ready! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"
6 months ago
Share →: “Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of in-person interaction – feeling the warmth of a familiar face, not facing a spreadsheet ninja like Denise from finance 🤣🤝 #OfficeDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Commentary:
"Sleeping in fishnets is like wrapping yourself in a playful entanglement of fashion and comfort. 🐟💤 And feeling like a honey roast ham? Well, that's just taking 'beauty sleep' to a whole new level! 🍯🐖 Who knew bedtime could be so deliciously stylish?"
6 months ago
Share →: A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Commentary:
"Who needs heartache and soul-searching when you've got a mountain of crispy fries to dig into? 🍟🤣 Love may be complicated, but fries are always there for you, unconditionally crunchy and delicious! #PotatoesOverPasstion"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Commentary:
"Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"
6 months ago
Share →: ‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of a book hoarding enthusiast! 📚😄 One does not simply stop at loving reading… the shelves must bear witness to this deep affection! 📖📚 #BookLoversAnonymous"