Commentary:
"Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"
750 Funny love quotes
I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.
Commentary:
"Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."
Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.
Commentary:
"When your relationship reaches Taylor Swift level drama, it's like you're living in your very own country music ballad. Just remember, there's no shame in belting out those lyrics and pretending you're in your own music video – complete with the dramatic breakup scene and inevitable revenge plot twist!"
My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.
The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!
A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.
Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic relationship, just like a shark – impressive from a distance, but up close, you realize it's not all smooth sailing and dreamy music playing in the background. So, maybe it's best to enjoy your relationships like you do with sharks – from a safe distance and through the lens of a screen!"
I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.
Don’t hate me, date me!
I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.
