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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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For whom the Fetty Waps.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

87 shares on Facebook this month:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have friends in high places (birds).

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

15 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

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Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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