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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Making waves on Facebook:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Going viral on Discord:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Going bananas on Threads:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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Just landed via Slack:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Shared recently on X:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Breaking via Threads:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Making waves on Facebook:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Spotted on WeChat:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Spotted on WeChat:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Just landed via Telegram:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Live now on X:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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