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Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Going viral on YouTube:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

Just landed via Instagram:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Spotted on YouTube:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Shared recently on Threads:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Breaking via X:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Seen just now on X:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Going viral on YouTube:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Funny manufacturer quotes

Funny manufacturer quotes bring a hilarious twist to the world of production and design 🎉🔧 Whether you’re in the factory or just love clever industry humor, these witty gems will have you chuckling nonstop 😂🤖 From clever puns to unexpected truths, get ready to see manufacturing like never before—fun, quirky, and totally relatable! 🚀💡 #ManufacturingLaughs

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

1 month ago

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

45 shares on Discord this month:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

15 shares on X this month:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

65 shares on Messenger this month:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Just shared via TikTok:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Trending via Twitch:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Live now on Telegram:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Just landed via TikTok:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Going viral on X:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Just landed via WeChat:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Going viral on Reddit:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Making waves on Discord:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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