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Funny manufacturer quotes

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

3 months ago

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

3 months ago