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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Just landed via Threads:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Just shared via Slack:

Double chins are better than double faces.

Going viral on Messenger:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Seen just now on Messenger:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Live now on X:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Making waves on Instagram:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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Funny manufacturer quotes

Funny manufacturer quotes bring a hilarious twist to the world of production and design 🎉🔧 Whether you’re in the factory or just love clever industry humor, these witty gems will have you chuckling nonstop 😂🤖 From clever puns to unexpected truths, get ready to see manufacturing like never before—fun, quirky, and totally relatable! 🚀💡 #ManufacturingLaughs

New funny manufacturer quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Commentary:
"Sure, let the warranty claims begin! 🤣🔧 #MotherInLawSupport"
6 months ago
Share →: If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Commentary:
"Be careful what you wish for when seeking lifetime warranties – you might end up with more than just a replacement! 🔫💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until the hitman knocks on your door for that faulty toaster 🍞😱"
6 months ago
Share →: Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Commentary:
Looks like your daughter has a quick humor processor and a perfect response algorithm installed! 😄👩‍💻 It seems like customer service skills are in her genes – must be a family feature! 🧠💬 #SassGameStrong

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Just landed via Twitch:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Trending via Reddit:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Just shared via Twitch:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Trending via LinkedIn:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Just landed via Twitch:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Just landed via YouTube:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Making waves on TikTok:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Trending via Slack:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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