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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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