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"Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"
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- When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?
- Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.
- Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.
- What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.
- Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.
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"Who needs Grammy nomination when you've got passion! 🎤💃 Don't let a lack of talent stop you from belting out those off-key shower ballads! Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe some earplugs for your audience! 🙉😂" -
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☕️ "I'm on my fifth cup of coffee today – you should consider yourself lucky I can still form coherent sentences around you. You're welcome for my caffeine-fueled kindness." 😜 -
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"Ah, socks, the unsung heroes of mismatched pairs!🧦💔 Who knew that these trusty foot coverings could teach us such a profound lesson on relationships? Just remember, sometimes the best matches are the ones that stay apart… on your feet.😂 #SocksKnowBest" -
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Looks like we've got a savory twist on the classic love triangle! 🧀🔺 Who needs drama when you can have a snack instead? 😉 #DoritoLoveTriangle -
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"Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism" -
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"Ah, the age-old question: were we meticulously planned masterpieces, or just happy accidents? 🤔 Perhaps a little bit of both! Embrace your unique journey 💫👶 #HappyAccident" -
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"In showbiz, landing a big break can either skyrocket your career 🚀 or send you straight to the chiropractor for a new hip! 🕺💼 Better watch your step (and your dance moves) as you chase success! 💫💃" -
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Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻♂️ -
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"Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! 🧔🔍 #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis"
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- Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.
- I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.
- Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?
- “Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.
- Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.
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