300 Funny media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of brainless chatter! 🧠💬 Social media: where talking without thinking is a superpower! 🤳😂 #NoBrainNoProblem"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's sleigh isn't the only thing that slides into your DMs! 🎅📱 If he ever takes a scroll through your social media, you might be unwrapping a whole lot of therapy sessions this Christmas! 😂🎁#NaughtyListBound

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when Facebook was just a humble farmville before it blossomed into a bustling metropolis of cat videos and avocado toast selfies 🌾🚜🐄📱 #FlashbackFriday #SocialMediaGlowUp

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Give us this day our daily internet validation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day prayer for social media junkies 🙏🏼 May the likes be plenty and the comments be kind! Let the validation flow as freely as the WiFi! 📱💻 #BlessedByTheInternet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern miracle of technology! Who needs therapy when your body can effortlessly convert trauma into social media currency? 🤖💪🔥 #TurningPainIntoPopularity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

  Commentary:
  Going off the grid without a dramatic exit is the ultimate power move! 🐻💻 Just drop a post like "Off to find bears in caves, see ya later alligators!" and watch the curiosity levels skyrocket! Who needs formal goodbyes when you can leave your followers questioning a potential bear encounter? 🤔🐾 #SocialMediaMystery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

  Commentary:
  "Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

  Commentary:
  "Sign me up for the 'Professional Nodder' position!🙋‍♂️💼 Just imagine getting paid to perfect the art of nodding approvingly in front of someone else's hard work. Who needs originality anyway when you've got 2M followers nodding along with you?😂👏 #NoddingInfluence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've hit the jackpot of… nothingness! 🤷‍♂️ Keep on scrolling, folks, because apparently, we've reached the black hole of content creation where the content has vanished into thin air! 😆"

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