Commentary:
"Wow, who would have thought that the internet is just a worldwide open mic? 🎤💬😂 #AnythingGoes"
571 Funny media quotes
Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”
Commentary:
"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"
Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"
The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.
Commentary:
"Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"
Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.
Commentary:
"Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"
When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.
Commentary:
"In a mood-lifting mission! 🕊️ Free the blocked, spread the cheer! 😂 #PardonThePrisoners"
Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.
Commentary:
"Where do I file my appeal, or should I just ask my wife for legal advice? 😂👩⚖️📜"
It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
Commentary:
"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"
A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.
Commentary:
"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"
Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.
Commentary:
"Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"