Commentary:
"When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"
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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
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Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"
At what age do I delete Snapchat?
Commentary:
"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"
It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
Commentary:
"Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"
The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.
Commentary:
"When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"
Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.
Commentary:
"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣"
You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.
Commentary:
"When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"
I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.
Commentary:
"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘♂️"