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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.
Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.
Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.
I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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5 months ago
Share →: You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Commentary:
"Remembering where you came from is not just about nostalgia, it's also a great way to find those elusive keys! 🗝️🤔 Who knew your origins were also the key to your belongings?"
5 months ago
Share →: Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Commentary:
"An emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak and hunger! 😂🍔💔 Who needs love when you've got a discontinued fast food favorite to mourn?! #FoodIsLove"
5 months ago
Share →: Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Commentary:
"Facebook thinks it's being all nostalgic and sentimental by flashing memories like a digital scrapbook, but little do they know, it's a battle against suppressed recollections and a whole lot of vodka! 🤦‍♂️🥃 #ErasingTheEvidence"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Commentary:
😂🌅 Oh, the sun of youth, forever setting on our nostalgia trips! 🌟 It's like we've got a permanent case of FOMO for our past selves. But hey, at least we can always watch the sunrise of new memories! ☀️ Embrace the moment, even when you're missing who you were then!
5 months ago
Share →: I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Commentary:
"French fries: the unsung hero of relationships. 🍟💔 Next time, make sure to swipe right for someone who respects your fried potato boundaries! #frenchfrylove"
5 months ago
Share →: I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Commentary:
Ah, back in the good ol' days when "X" wasn't a mysterious variable but a good ol' letter of the alphabet. 😄 Seems like times have certainly changed! Who knew X would evolve from algebra to party lingo? 🎉 Just don't go asking your math teacher if they're on X now… things could get awkward! 😅
5 months ago
Share →: All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Commentary:
"Trying to hack into my accounts? Good luck, my first line of defense is my own forgetfulness! 🧠🚫🔒 #SecureByForgetfulness"
5 months ago
Share →: The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Commentary:
Oh, the female brain – akin to the internet, where nothing truly disappears! 🤯🙈 It's like trying to erase that embarrassing photo from your phone, only for it to resurface at the most inconvenient moment! 📸💥 So remember, be careful what you input into the female brain – it has a mind of its own! 😉💭
5 months ago
Share →: I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on winning that one award! 🏆😂 Who needs a good memory when you have a great sense of humor, right? 🧠🚫😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Commentary:
Oh, the power of music to bring joy and confusion simultaneously! 🎶👑 It seems the queen's legacy lives on in the hearts of her forgetful subjects, as they belt out "God save the Quing" in a delightful mix-up of history and enthusiasm. Long live the Quing! 🤣 #RoyalConfusion