Funny messy quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Mom needs a crash course in physics 🤓🌎 It's not clumsiness, it's just gravitational attraction at work! 😂🤷‍♀️ #BlameItOnGravity"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

  Commentary:
  It seems Washington is really focused on the important issues here – tackling the age-old problem of messy everything bagels! Perhaps his plan involves implementing tiny bagel bibs or creating a special bagel-eating etiquette course for all citizens. Either way, it's clear that Washington has his priorities straight when it comes to the most pressing matters of our time!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙‍♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

  Commentary:
  Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the kids mastered the art of creating controlled chaos! 🌀🧹 No guest would ever suspect their incredible speed in restoring the house back to its true form – a beautifully messy masterpiece! 🤹‍♂️🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

  Commentary:
  🤯💥🐱 "Me searching in my bag for things is like a whole dramatic production! It's a mix of action, suspense, and a sprinkle of cat-astrophe. Who knew finding a lipstick could be so thrilling to everyone around me?" 😂👜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

  Commentary:
  "Living in our house is like playing the ultimate game of hide and seek – even the police would be stumped! 🕵️‍♂️🤪 #MessyLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like time is slacking on the job today! 🕑⏳ Maybe it's time to give time a performance review? 😂 #TimeManagementIssues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic passive-cleaner dilemma! 🙈 It's like a love-hate relationship with the mess, huh? Your house is doing its own little dance party while you give it side-eye from the comfort of your couch. Who will emerge victorious in the battle of wills – you or the mess? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Domestic Drama'! 🏠🧹"

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