41 Funny miss quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

  Commentary:
  "Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the good ol' days when we could rely on just one unreliable source for our daily dose of confusion! 🙈 Now we're swimming in a sea of misinformation from every direction! 🌊😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when my heartbreaks outweighed my backaches 😅💔 Who knew trading emotional rollercoasters for physical ones would be part of the aging package? 🙃🎢 #GrowingOlderProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sweet freedom of not having social plans! 😅 Who knew a global pandemic would make introverts feel like party animals? 🎉 #SorryNotSorry #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes we all just want to be missed like we're the only source of entertainment and snacks in the whole wide world 🚽👶💔 #nephewlove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgia for simpler times…when "adjusting the antenna" was a high-stakes mission requiring Jedi-like precision and a firm hand! 📺💥 Who needs streaming services when you've got the power of percussive maintenance, am I right? 😉 #ThrowbackThursdays #TheOriginalRemoteControl

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

  Commentary:
  "Your eyes are homesick for your bed during a yawn, shedding tears of nostalgia 🛏️😥 Who knew yawning could be so emotional?! Time for some cozy bedtime stories to cheer up those sleepy peepers! 📖😴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sweet siren call of the cozy bed, beckoning you back from the woes of the day like a restful oasis in a desert of responsibilities. 🛌💤 Who needs adventures when you have the soft embrace of your bed waiting for you at the end of the day? #BedIsBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of PDA – the perfect blend of affection and causing a stir! 😘💋🚫 Let's bring back the butterflies and awkward glances, because who doesn't love a good public smooch that leaves others feeling a tad flustered? Remember, a little discomfort never hurt anyone… well, except for the unsuspecting onlookers! 😉 #MakingOutMischief

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

  Commentary:
  🎯🤦‍♂️ Don't put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It's like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣

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