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Ah, the good old days, when my only responsibility was not existing! 😅🕺✨
81 Funny miss quotes
Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.
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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭
I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.
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Butterflies in the stomach are overrated anyway—roach vibes keep you grounded! 🦋➡️🪳😅
I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?
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Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" 😴💤🔍
I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.
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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂
I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.
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Ah, the good old days when five bucks made me feel like a millionaire! 🤑💸
I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.
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Ah, the days when our greatest existential question was T-Rex or Triceratops 😂🦖🦕
I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.
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Sounds like your dad was the original HVAC influencer! 😂🌬️🤷♂️
I miss you (the money I spent).
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Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂
You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.
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Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬