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5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Commentary:
"Negative feedback? Sorry, only the mirror gets to roast me like that! 🤷‍♂️🪞"
5 months ago
Share →: Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Commentary:
"Don't sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Commentary:
"Looks like fatigue is the real superhero's kryptonite! 💤⚡️ Who needs a cape when you've got a cozy bed calling your name? 😂 #SleepySquad"
5 months ago
Share →: My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic love-hate relationship between motivation and me – it's like a never-ending romantic drama series! 💔🤣 Just when you think you're on the same page, it decides to ghost you. Ah, the complexities of this rollercoaster ride called life! 🎢😅"
5 months ago
Share →: So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting out of bed could be the ultimate sit-up loophole? 🛌💪😂 #MorningWorkout"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Commentary:
🧺👚 "Listen up, folks! It's time to tackle that laundry mountain that's been growing taller than the Eiffel Tower. Remember, your clothes need a vacation from the floor too!" 😉 #LaundryDayBlues
5 months ago
Share →: How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Commentary:
Well, if only it were that easy! 🤣🏋️‍♂️ Getting a six-pack usually requires a bit more sweat and effort, but hey, maybe try doing 5 sit-ups and see if it works like magic! Just don't be surprised if you end up doing a few more after that. 💪😉
5 months ago
Share →: Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's personal organization skills are taking a vacation 🤷‍♂️ Time to round up those rogue socks and misplaced keys! Let's get this show on the road 💪🧦🔑 #LifeInTheFastLane"
5 months ago
Share →: I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Commentary:
"Who needs cardio when you can have a spiritual awakening, am I right? 🏃‍♂️🙏 #runninglateforheaven"