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4 months ago
Share →: I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Commentary:
🤣 "Why rush through the day when you can already be mentally at the finish line, right? Starting the day with the end in mind is like skipping to the last page of a book – efficient and slightly rebellious. Here's to embracing the anticipation of bedtime before breakfast!" 😆🌙
4 months ago
Share →: That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic gateway to addiction: feeling good. 🤣 Just remember, everything in moderation… especially feeling good! 😜"
4 months ago
Share →: My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Commentary:
Well, who needs a life coach when you've got rejection coming at you left and right? 🤷‍♂️ Looks like even the team didn't want you, but hey, at least you have a great sense of humor to fall back on! 😉 Just think of it as an opportunity to excel in solo sports like napping or Netflix marathons. 🏆 Keep that chin up, champ!
4 months ago
Share →: Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Commentary:
"Good morning! May your coffee be stronger than your boss's weirdness today! ☕️😄 Remember, caffeine is the best defense against odd bosses and Monday blues!"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you have yourself as a critic? 🤷‍♂️🔫 Go ahead, self, hit me with your best shot! 💥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Commentary:
"Ah, Kendrick, the motivational hater we never knew we needed! 🤣 Channeling our inner haterade with gusto thanks to his inspiration. Remember, folks, hating with flair is an art form! 💁‍♂️💥 #HaterGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Commentary:
Looks like that exercise routine really stretched the limits of motivation! 🏋️‍♂️💦 Better luck next time, or maybe just switch to "yo-gonna-eat-that" instead. 😜 #ExerciseStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Commentary:
"Never quit, unless it's too hard… then maybe consider taking a break and having some ice cream instead 🍦💪😅 Keep pushing through, or at least until the remote control is just out of reach! 📺👀"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Commentary:
"Eating for two: me and the fabulous future version of myself who apparently loves carbs just as much as I do! 🍕🥗😂 #FutureGoals #CarbLover"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, someone's about to clean up the evidence of their rage! 🧹😡 Say goodbye to that grime and hello to sparkling floors and vengeance! 💪✨"