Funny neatness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

  Commentary:
  Ah, to kids, a neatly hanging dish towel is like a siren's call for mischief! 🧒👀🚫 Just one glance and it's instant chaos – let the towel shenanigans begin! 🤪🤣 #KidsWillBeKids

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

  Commentary:
  "Well, a true gentleman knows that good manners apply even when dealing with vending machines! 🎩💼 Don't want those snacks to get stuck in a twist now, do we? 😂 #VendingMachineEtiquette"

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