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All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

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17,265

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Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Trending via Discord:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Just shared via TikTok:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Making waves on Telegram:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Breaking via YouTube:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Making waves on TikTok:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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Funny neatness quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of staying tidy 🧹😄 Whether you’re a neat freak or a proud mess-maker, these witty sayings will have you laughing while rethinking your cleaning habits 🧽✨ From clutter chaos to spotless perfection, get ready for some cheeky chuckles about our love-hate relationship with neatness! 😂🧺 #CleanButFunny #MessyMoments

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22 shares on WeChat this month:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

73 shares on Slack this month:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

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17,265

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Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Making waves on Discord:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Just shared via Telegram:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Shared recently on X:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Live now on Pinterest:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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