278 Funny never quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

  Commentary:
  "Don't wait for the stars to align, embrace the chaos and make some mistakes! 🌟✨ Who knows, you might just stumble upon a happy accident! 🤷‍♂️💡 #EmbraceTheOops"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like daylight has been skipping its money-saving tips class! 😄☀️ Don't worry, daylight, we've got your back! ⏰💡 #SunshineProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

  Commentary:
  "Parents may have selective memory, but when it comes to those noisy toys, they have a perfect recollection! 🧸🔊 Better watch out, those toys have a way of making unforgettable impressions! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

  Commentary:
  Looks like Spider-Man's vacation home has truly taken over San Francisco 🕷️🕸️ Who knew skeletons were part of the city's new sidewalk landscaping plan? 💀 Change is definitely needed, or else we might have to start giving out arachnid and anatomy tours! 🏙️ #SpookySanFran

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the nursing home is missing out on some epic dance parties! 🕺🎶 Maybe they're more into the classics like Beethoven or Sinatra? 💃🎵 Time to show them the wonders of techno beats and get the party started! 🔊🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how the internet allows us to have virtual friends we'd never trust to feed our pets? 🤣🚪 #FriendshipOnTheWeb

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

  Commentary:
  Oh boy, sounds like your buddy found the ultimate way to escape adulting! 🤸‍♂️💫 Remember, trampolines might just be the portal to Narnia… or maybe just the neighbor's yard! 😂🪀 Just bounce responsibly, folks! #TrampolineAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

  Commentary:
  🎬👻 When you think you’re watching a horror classic but it's actually just a hilarious parody – plot twist! 😂 Who needs to scream when you can laugh your way through it all in Scary Movie! 🍿 #MovieMixUp #HorrorComedyFun

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