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That's because AI takes breaks faster than a coffee machine on Fridays! ☕🤖
469 Funny never quotes
Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
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Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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When "never" turns into their new favorite hobby! 😂🤦♂️✨
People never run off to join the circus anymore.
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Guess clowns on unicycles don't have the same appeal as streaming marathons and popcorn! 🎪🤡🍿🏃♂️
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.
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Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.
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Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨
If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.
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Looks like the last minute is the real MVP of my schedule! 😂⏰✨