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Parenting: the ultimate extrovert marathon for introverts 🚶♂️😅🏃♂️🎉
472 Funny never quotes
So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.
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The eternal struggle: wanting to wash your troubles away but realizing you might have to leave the house wearing a bedsheet! 😅👗🧺
I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
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Why do we keep those boxes? Are we secretly hoping to use them as tiny condos for our chargers? 📦📱😂
AI could never steal company time the way I do.
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That's because AI takes breaks faster than a coffee machine on Fridays! ☕🤖
Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
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Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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When "never" turns into their new favorite hobby! 😂🤦♂️✨
People never run off to join the circus anymore.
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Guess clowns on unicycles don't have the same appeal as streaming marathons and popcorn! 🎪🤡🍿🏃♂️
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.
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Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂