428 Funny never quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️‍♀️🔍😂

  adult, adult hack, again, away, carefully, favourite, forgetfulness, hack, humor, i, important, important thing, life, life skill, lose, never, organization, put, skill, something, thing

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When the family tree shakes, only the coconuts fall 🍌😜🍍

  family, fool, humor, mom, never, personality, psycho, raise

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Who knew a piece of metal could unlock the secret to eternal youth? 🔩😂🎉

  25, accomplishment, alive, collection, feeling, hobby, humor, i, never, random, screw, time, used

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"

  bathroom, bathroom mirror, draw, every, finger, finger gun, gun, guns, humor, just, know, mirror, morning, never, practice, quick, quick draw, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆

  actually, cake, eaten, feel, food, humor, i, naming, never, rice, rice cake, snack

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! 🎡🎠😂

  amusement, amusement park, circle, different, ferris, Ferris wheel, humor, inventor, man, merry-go-round, met, never, park, wheel, wordplay

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Finally, some peace and quiet not interrupted by life advice from that nosy neighbor! 🙉🤫🏝️

  alone, alone time, humor, never, opinion, opinions, peace, quiet, solitude, time, unsolicited

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎

  adulthood, again, high, high school, humor, i, independence, interaction, never, nostalgia, peak, people, realization, school, social, social interaction

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁‍♀️

  actually, again, breakup, communication, decision, humor, love, never, relationship, sarcasm, talk, women

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! 😂🔌📶

  atoms, caught, chemistry, fission, humor, joke, just, never, pun, science, trust, why

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