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Well, life sure knows how to keep things… *entertaining*! 😂🍆🌟
478 Funny never quotes
Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.
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Ah yes, the 7-minute memory card filler! 🎇🎥 You're basically Spielberg now, but without the audience. 😂📱
For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.
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Is leaving their number on a missing persons report still too much? 📞🤔❤️
You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.
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Mr. Rubik is quietly busy perfecting a spherical puzzle, while his cube steals all the limelight! 🤓🔲🤣
You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.
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Mooo-ving proof that staying young at heart is udderly irresistible! 🐮🚗😂
Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.
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I guess it's impolite to ask a robot his age 🤖🕐 #AgelessAI
The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.
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Always a comfort to know we're all in this together, lowering the bar one click at a time 😂🤦♂️🌐
I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.
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This comment section has as much joy as a robot trying to tell dad jokes 🤖😄
In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.
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Guess the neighbors must be on the naughty list or Santa really needs those air miles! 🎅✈️🏠
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉