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When it comes to showing love, Asian parents skip PDA and go straight to population growth! 😂👨👩👧👦
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Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.
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Trying to decide if my inbox or my heart is emptier right now 😂📧💔
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.
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Wishing you a speedy recovery from the cliffhanger that time forgot 😂📚💔
I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.
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Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! 😄⛸️❄️
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.
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RIP Times New Roman, the true OG font 🖋️👑. Arial and Calibri might be the cool kids now, but they'll never know the struggles of indents and margins like you did! 😂📚
Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.
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Sounds like it's time to train my dog to be a private detective! 🕵️♂️🐶📱