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Not a single broth brewed… should we file for a name change? 🥣❌🔄😄
461 Funny never quotes
Funny never quotes are perfect for those moments when you’re convinced something will *never* happen — and then it hilariously does! 😜🚫 Whether it’s “I’ll never eat that again” or “I’ll never get out of bed,” these quotes remind us that we’re all full of promises that are bound to be broken… in the funniest way possible! 😂⏳🙄
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🔥😂 I guess "calm and collected" just isn't in the cards when your brain is doing the cha-cha and your soul's hosting a bonfire! 🙃💥am, fire, head, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, never, nonchalant, personality, self-awareness, soul, unfortunately, well -
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Trying to please everyone is like trying to drown a fish! 🐟🤷♂️😄 -
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Guess I need to work on my swagger then! 😎✨ -
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Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂 -
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Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚 -
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When you realize the GPS is set to "adventure mode" 😂🗺️🤦♂️
