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3 months ago

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

3 months ago

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

3 months ago

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

3 months ago

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

3 months ago

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

3 months ago

I will never stop being a quitter!

3 months ago

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

3 months ago

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

3 months ago

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

3 months ago

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

3 months ago

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

3 months ago

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

3 months ago