Commentary:
Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
479 Funny never quotes
My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?
Commentary:
Sounds like the only music playing is the "No Raises Blues" featuring the hit single "Your Wallet's Gone Acoustic" 🎶😅☕️
You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.
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When your university friend is as elusive as the rarest Pokémon! 🎓👀😂
I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.
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Finding my Zen through advanced couch potato techniques 🛋️🍕😂
Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm famous in the therapy world for my unique brand of chaos! 🤔🛋️😂
Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.
Commentary:
Sounds like my daily workout: lifting problems I created myself! 🤦♂️🏋️♀️😅
We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.
Commentary:
Guess I'll have to settle for a snowcone instead of a cake slice 😂☃️🍰
Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.
Commentary:
Overthinking is like the never-ending buffet of thoughts — all you can think, forever! 🤔🍝🥲
AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.
Commentary:
😂😆 "Guess that's one upgrade AI programmers aren't rushing to install! #UnmatchedHumanTalent"
Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
Commentary:
Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂